People. Places. Things. I’m afraid of nouns. My name is Candi Carpenter (they/she) and I’ve been trying to write this bio for over a week. I recorded an album. It’s coming out. I’m scared to death for you to finally meet the real me. Some people say I’m a lot. Some people have said I’m not enough. I say, “Oh yeah? That’s not very nice,” and then I write a song about them.